I reflect on my reflection
And I ask myself the question
What's the right direction
to go
I don't know
Am I a man
or am I a muppet
(Am I a muppet)
If I'm a muppet
then I'm a very manly muppet
(Very manly muppet)
Am I a muppet
(Muppet)
Or am I a man
(Am I a man)
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man
(A muppet of a man)
I look into these eyes
And I don't recognize
The one I see inside
It's time for me to decide
Am I a man
Or am I a muppet?
(Am I a muppet)
If I'm a muppet
well I'm a very manly muppet
(Very manly muppet)
Am I a muppet
(Muppet)
Or am I a man
(Am I a man)
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man
(A muppet of a man)
Here I go again
I'm always running out of time
I think I've made up my mind
Now I understand who I am
I'm a man
I'm a muppet
I'm a muppet of a man
I'm a very manly muppet
I'm a muppet of man
That's what I am
(THIS SONG ROCKS)
And I ask myself the question
What's the right direction
to go
I don't know
Am I a man
or am I a muppet
(Am I a muppet)
If I'm a muppet
then I'm a very manly muppet
(Very manly muppet)
Am I a muppet
(Muppet)
Or am I a man
(Am I a man)
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man
(A muppet of a man)
I look into these eyes
And I don't recognize
The one I see inside
It's time for me to decide
Am I a man
Or am I a muppet?
(Am I a muppet)
If I'm a muppet
well I'm a very manly muppet
(Very manly muppet)
Am I a muppet
(Muppet)
Or am I a man
(Am I a man)
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man
(A muppet of a man)
Here I go again
I'm always running out of time
I think I've made up my mind
Now I understand who I am
I'm a man
I'm a muppet
I'm a muppet of a man
I'm a very manly muppet
I'm a muppet of man
That's what I am
(THIS SONG ROCKS)