I Wanna Be a s** Offender Lyrics

I wanna be a s** offender
I want to offend you with my s**
I dont care for your gender
Im offensive in your bed
I wanna wear suspenders
yeah and spank your botty too
And well be s** offenders
Offenders, me and you

Oh at a party just for two Dm
Well make love and taboo F
Oh I dont know what to do, cos Im so in s** with you
Dm Bb
Theyll be watching in the doorway Am
And then theyll burst in & take us away, lock us up
for forty days Am B C B Dm F Em
I wanna s** up your agenda
I want to pencil you in for s**
I want you to remember
My extended train love wreck
I wanna be the main offender
love you in the head
I want to be a bender
and bend you in my bed!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ba ba baby
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh la la lady!