You gotta wait for the punch line
I swear this one will kill you
It's being thirty-something in America
And running for a train that left the station without you
Hold for applause
And cue the laugh track
Was that Pat Sajack?
I'm spinning the wheel where every other s***e is black
This s*** is whack
And I don't f******
I don't f****** buy that
Let's build a time machine
So all of the elite
Can make a little bit more money
This isn't how they said it would be
I thought by now I'd have a robot serving me
Sometimes I wanna
I want to blow up everything
Because you know
The internet
Everyone's so clever but I wonder
If they ever had a single original thought between them?
Is this the future?
Oh man I really hope not
Where is my flying car and talking robot?
Maybe I'm thinking that I'm thinking too much
And since I'm thinking we don't drink and laugh enough
Sometimes I wanna
I want to blow up everything
With 401ks disappearing
In a flash of smoke just like a magic act
Houdini had the right idea
Sneak out the back
I'm thirty-something and I'm just coming clean
I'm thirty-something and I'm running out of steam
Sometimes I wanna
I want to blow up everything
This isn't how they said it would be
I want my money back
Sometimes I wanna
I want to blow up everything
Sometimes I wanna
I want to blow up everything
Sometimes I wanna
I want to blow up everything
Sometimes I wanna
I really wanna
I swear this one will kill you
It's being thirty-something in America
And running for a train that left the station without you
Hold for applause
And cue the laugh track
Was that Pat Sajack?
I'm spinning the wheel where every other s***e is black
This s*** is whack
And I don't f******
I don't f****** buy that
Let's build a time machine
So all of the elite
Can make a little bit more money
This isn't how they said it would be
I thought by now I'd have a robot serving me
Sometimes I wanna
I want to blow up everything
Because you know
The internet
Everyone's so clever but I wonder
If they ever had a single original thought between them?
Is this the future?
Oh man I really hope not
Where is my flying car and talking robot?
Maybe I'm thinking that I'm thinking too much
And since I'm thinking we don't drink and laugh enough
Sometimes I wanna
I want to blow up everything
With 401ks disappearing
In a flash of smoke just like a magic act
Houdini had the right idea
Sneak out the back
I'm thirty-something and I'm just coming clean
I'm thirty-something and I'm running out of steam
Sometimes I wanna
I want to blow up everything
This isn't how they said it would be
I want my money back
Sometimes I wanna
I want to blow up everything
Sometimes I wanna
I want to blow up everything
Sometimes I wanna
I want to blow up everything
Sometimes I wanna
I really wanna