Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse
Grab my breezer, I'm out the door
I'm gonna be really loud
Cuz I don't care who I p*** off, yeah
I'm a real big sinner
Sometimes I eat my dessert
Before my dinner
Talking odd socks on my toes, toes
Taking off all my clothes, clothes
Feeling overexposed,
So I put back all of my clothes, ah back on
Flush before I wee, wee
Get arrested daily, ly
Trying to get a peek of some t******...
I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my b***
Cuz I'm b***** f****** nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a s***
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
I stay out till 11 when my curfew is 10
GoodNight sweetie, sleep well-
SHUT UP MUM I'm ON MSN!
Now the girls are lining up
Because were p**** sailin
But we punch em in the mouth
If they're not Sarah Palin
Talkin bout doin things well regret, gret
Menthal cigarette, rette
b*** plugs in his pet
Text s** on my Samsung,
Not telling dad mum rung, rung
Have s** with Alexa Chung
By telling her I'm well hung
(I'm, I'm, I'm quite well hung, really)
I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my b***
Cuz I'm b***** f****** nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a s***
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
This is the part where the rap breaks down
This is the part where the drums go POW
This is the part where your b**** sag down
This is the part where your pants go brown
This is the part when your dad goes off on a cold
Christmas Eve to get some more milk, but he never comes
Back and 17 years later you find out he's with a whole
f****** family of some Spanish b**** and he doesn't even
Know your f****** name anymore-
SHUT THE f*** UP!
[[crying]]
I'm sorry
I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my b***
Cuz I'm b***** f****** nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a s***
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
JUST DANCE!
BAD ROMANCE!
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh...
(Hahahahaha)
Grab my breezer, I'm out the door
I'm gonna be really loud
Cuz I don't care who I p*** off, yeah
I'm a real big sinner
Sometimes I eat my dessert
Before my dinner
Talking odd socks on my toes, toes
Taking off all my clothes, clothes
Feeling overexposed,
So I put back all of my clothes, ah back on
Flush before I wee, wee
Get arrested daily, ly
Trying to get a peek of some t******...
I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my b***
Cuz I'm b***** f****** nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a s***
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
I stay out till 11 when my curfew is 10
GoodNight sweetie, sleep well-
SHUT UP MUM I'm ON MSN!
Now the girls are lining up
Because were p**** sailin
But we punch em in the mouth
If they're not Sarah Palin
Talkin bout doin things well regret, gret
Menthal cigarette, rette
b*** plugs in his pet
Text s** on my Samsung,
Not telling dad mum rung, rung
Have s** with Alexa Chung
By telling her I'm well hung
(I'm, I'm, I'm quite well hung, really)
I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my b***
Cuz I'm b***** f****** nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a s***
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
This is the part where the rap breaks down
This is the part where the drums go POW
This is the part where your b**** sag down
This is the part where your pants go brown
This is the part when your dad goes off on a cold
Christmas Eve to get some more milk, but he never comes
Back and 17 years later you find out he's with a whole
f****** family of some Spanish b**** and he doesn't even
Know your f****** name anymore-
SHUT THE f*** UP!
[[crying]]
I'm sorry
I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my b***
Cuz I'm b***** f****** nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a s***
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
JUST DANCE!
BAD ROMANCE!
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh...
(Hahahahaha)