The Midnight Beast!
It's the year of the beast
You better have a shower befor you come out tonight girls
'Cause your gonna get dirty
Yeah, it's your boy Stefan
Lets Walk
If a girl won't come round
(She must be a l******)
Or turns me down
(She must be a l******)
If she don't like me
(She must be a l******)
I'll let her down lightly
(You must be a l******)
You must be a l******
I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine
I'm gonna have s-s** with them all, if you know what I mean
It's like a sweet sixteen but the girls are eighteen
And I can't wait to peel them like a tangerine
Im gonna g-go down on them like a submarine
Submarines are fun hehehehe
I,I,I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm
But before I can start I hear a rape alarm
Its going *wieuw wieuw*
I can't feel my ears I think they're bleeding
From the *wieuw wieuw*
I can't work out why the girls are screaming
I'm the best looking boy in the world
Oh wait, I bet she likes kissing girls
I still hear the *wieuw wieuw*
Maybe if I let her she would hit *wieuw* me with a *wieuw wieuw*
I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me
I'm the best looking boy in sight
No hang on, I bet you like b***ies, right?
If a girl won't come round
(She must be a l******)
Or turns me down
(She must be a l******)
If she don't like me
(She must be a l******)
I'll let her down lightly
(You must be a l******)
Of, you must be a l******
If a girl wont kiss
(She's taking the p***)
Or get down with this
(I can't believe this)
If she doesnt fancy me (we-oh)
She must bat for the other team
(she's a l******)
Take two, it's my rapping debut
I'm having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue
I'm like a fire truck
What? Full of muscley guys?
I meant a pun where I'd compare the hose to my *wieuw* size
And then I see her, and I start feeling sick
I say my name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick?
I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face?
She doesn't see the funny side and sprays my face with mace
Its going *pss pss*
I can't feel my eyes I think they're bleeding
From the *pss pss*
I can't work out why the girl is screaming
I'm the best looking boy in the world
Oh wait, I unless she likes kissing girls?
I still feel the *pss pss*
Maybe she could *pss* me up my *pss* with a *pss pss*
I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me
I'm the best looking boy in sight holy smokes
I bet she likes b***ies right?
If a girl won't come round
(She must be a l******)
Or turns me down
(She must be a l******)
If she don't like me
(She must be a l******)
I'll let her down lightly
(You must be a l******)
If a girl wont kiss
(She's taking the p***)
Or get down with this
(I can't believe this)
If she looks at me in the eye(we-oh)
She must drive on the other side
She's a l******
That girl, she must be a l******
Tha,tha,tha,tha,that girl, she must be a l******
Tha,tha,tha,that girl, she must be a l******
Tha,tha,that girl, she must
She's a l******
I,I,It's your birthday, you go girl,
What's your name? I like your...shoes
We are two boys and we're looking for two girls
They are two girls lets talk to the girls
How are you? What's your name
I try to talk but I just came
In my pants, I have said
check out girls it's really rad.
She won't come round
(She must be a l******)
And turns me down
(She must be a l******)
If she don't like me
(She must be a l******)
I'll let her down lightly
Ah, you're a l******
If a girl can act
(She must be a Thespian)
Is that right?
Yeah
(She must be a l******)
If she doesn't fancy me (we-oh)
She must bat for the other team
She's a l******
That girl, she must be a l******
That girl, she must be a l******
That girl, she must be a l******
Les, les, l******
She's a hot girl
She must be a l******
She's a l******
It's the year of the beast
You better have a shower befor you come out tonight girls
'Cause your gonna get dirty
Yeah, it's your boy Stefan
Lets Walk
If a girl won't come round
(She must be a l******)
Or turns me down
(She must be a l******)
If she don't like me
(She must be a l******)
I'll let her down lightly
(You must be a l******)
You must be a l******
I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine
I'm gonna have s-s** with them all, if you know what I mean
It's like a sweet sixteen but the girls are eighteen
And I can't wait to peel them like a tangerine
Im gonna g-go down on them like a submarine
Submarines are fun hehehehe
I,I,I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm
But before I can start I hear a rape alarm
Its going *wieuw wieuw*
I can't feel my ears I think they're bleeding
From the *wieuw wieuw*
I can't work out why the girls are screaming
I'm the best looking boy in the world
Oh wait, I bet she likes kissing girls
I still hear the *wieuw wieuw*
Maybe if I let her she would hit *wieuw* me with a *wieuw wieuw*
I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me
I'm the best looking boy in sight
No hang on, I bet you like b***ies, right?
If a girl won't come round
(She must be a l******)
Or turns me down
(She must be a l******)
If she don't like me
(She must be a l******)
I'll let her down lightly
(You must be a l******)
Of, you must be a l******
If a girl wont kiss
(She's taking the p***)
Or get down with this
(I can't believe this)
If she doesnt fancy me (we-oh)
She must bat for the other team
(she's a l******)
Take two, it's my rapping debut
I'm having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue
I'm like a fire truck
What? Full of muscley guys?
I meant a pun where I'd compare the hose to my *wieuw* size
And then I see her, and I start feeling sick
I say my name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick?
I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face?
She doesn't see the funny side and sprays my face with mace
Its going *pss pss*
I can't feel my eyes I think they're bleeding
From the *pss pss*
I can't work out why the girl is screaming
I'm the best looking boy in the world
Oh wait, I unless she likes kissing girls?
I still feel the *pss pss*
Maybe she could *pss* me up my *pss* with a *pss pss*
I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me
I'm the best looking boy in sight holy smokes
I bet she likes b***ies right?
If a girl won't come round
(She must be a l******)
Or turns me down
(She must be a l******)
If she don't like me
(She must be a l******)
I'll let her down lightly
(You must be a l******)
If a girl wont kiss
(She's taking the p***)
Or get down with this
(I can't believe this)
If she looks at me in the eye(we-oh)
She must drive on the other side
She's a l******
That girl, she must be a l******
Tha,tha,tha,tha,that girl, she must be a l******
Tha,tha,tha,that girl, she must be a l******
Tha,tha,that girl, she must
She's a l******
I,I,It's your birthday, you go girl,
What's your name? I like your...shoes
We are two boys and we're looking for two girls
They are two girls lets talk to the girls
How are you? What's your name
I try to talk but I just came
In my pants, I have said
check out girls it's really rad.
She won't come round
(She must be a l******)
And turns me down
(She must be a l******)
If she don't like me
(She must be a l******)
I'll let her down lightly
Ah, you're a l******
If a girl can act
(She must be a Thespian)
Is that right?
Yeah
(She must be a l******)
If she doesn't fancy me (we-oh)
She must bat for the other team
She's a l******
That girl, she must be a l******
That girl, she must be a l******
That girl, she must be a l******
Les, les, l******
She's a hot girl
She must be a l******
She's a l******