ONE DAY WE'RE FRIENDS FOREVER
NEXT DAY WE'RE FRIENDS FOR NEVER
WHO SAY -- YOU SAY -- WE'RE BEST FRIENDS
I SAY -- HE SAY -- TILL THE END
Our friendships like a slice of chocolate cake
You're the icing you'd be the sponge
When we're together we become
A perfect way to end a perfect dinnertime
Quite substantial, glass of wine
A tasty mint goes down a treat and helps my indigestion...
Digest this factual piece of evidence
I'm your b***er you're my toast
The gravy on my Sunday roast
I'm not a fan of your roasts...
What do you mean,
You told me that you liked the one I cooked the other day... I don't remember, you said you liked the sprouts, I don't know what to say
Then you should shut your mouth
ONE DAY WE'RE FRIENDS FOREVER
GO TAKE SOME SINGING LESSONS
WHAT WAS THAT? -- NOTHING t***
YOU'RE A p****
EAT MY s***, NO THANK YOU
IT WOULDN'T BE NICE
Our friendships kind of like a prostitute (how?)
Quite worn out, yet still quite fit
Quite nice a*** great pair of t***
Well that's not relevant...
Isn't it?
You're full of s*** and that's quite relevant
Is it?
I'm gonna have a think...
Will you tell me what you think of?...
...No
One day we're friends,
The next we're not
It's so confusing the why's and what (what)
The hell I thought that we were friends just now...
Then I remember we had a row
We're like brad pitt and angela
But we don't have a child from Cambodia
I'm sick and tired of us having no fun
Stop being p***** and go and work your
Problems out son cuz I'm done
ONE DAY WE'RE BORN TOGETHER
NEXT DAY IT'S STORMY WEATHER
WHO SAY -- YOU SAY -- WE'RE NOT FRIENDS
I SAY -- HE SAY -- f*** YOU BENDER
ONE DAY I'M YOUR BLOOD BROTHER
NEXT DAY IT'S 'f*** YOUR MOTHER'
NO OFFENCE -- TELL YOUR MUM
I THINK SHE'S QUITE NICE
THAT PARTICULAR DIG
WAS DIRECTED AT YOU... and not your mother
NEXT DAY WE'RE FRIENDS FOR NEVER
WHO SAY -- YOU SAY -- WE'RE BEST FRIENDS
I SAY -- HE SAY -- TILL THE END
Our friendships like a slice of chocolate cake
You're the icing you'd be the sponge
When we're together we become
A perfect way to end a perfect dinnertime
Quite substantial, glass of wine
A tasty mint goes down a treat and helps my indigestion...
Digest this factual piece of evidence
I'm your b***er you're my toast
The gravy on my Sunday roast
I'm not a fan of your roasts...
What do you mean,
You told me that you liked the one I cooked the other day... I don't remember, you said you liked the sprouts, I don't know what to say
Then you should shut your mouth
ONE DAY WE'RE FRIENDS FOREVER
GO TAKE SOME SINGING LESSONS
WHAT WAS THAT? -- NOTHING t***
YOU'RE A p****
EAT MY s***, NO THANK YOU
IT WOULDN'T BE NICE
Our friendships kind of like a prostitute (how?)
Quite worn out, yet still quite fit
Quite nice a*** great pair of t***
Well that's not relevant...
Isn't it?
You're full of s*** and that's quite relevant
Is it?
I'm gonna have a think...
Will you tell me what you think of?...
...No
One day we're friends,
The next we're not
It's so confusing the why's and what (what)
The hell I thought that we were friends just now...
Then I remember we had a row
We're like brad pitt and angela
But we don't have a child from Cambodia
I'm sick and tired of us having no fun
Stop being p***** and go and work your
Problems out son cuz I'm done
ONE DAY WE'RE BORN TOGETHER
NEXT DAY IT'S STORMY WEATHER
WHO SAY -- YOU SAY -- WE'RE NOT FRIENDS
I SAY -- HE SAY -- f*** YOU BENDER
ONE DAY I'M YOUR BLOOD BROTHER
NEXT DAY IT'S 'f*** YOUR MOTHER'
NO OFFENCE -- TELL YOUR MUM
I THINK SHE'S QUITE NICE
THAT PARTICULAR DIG
WAS DIRECTED AT YOU... and not your mother