I'm just a loser, a college radio loser
A sodden boozer, an indie schlock abuser
I read the CMJ and the NME
To find the next big thing
But I know it ain't me
I'm just a loer, a college radio loser
I'm such a r*****
A 4th year freshman blowhard
A bloated lard sack
A walkin', talkin' b*** crack
I play the COWBOY JUNKIES 'til 5 am
The college chicks should want me
But they know what I am
I'm such a loser
A college radio loser
...So what if I don't have a life,
I have a killer record collection
And I'm way up deep in all o' those
One syllable, ultra-hip combos like:
LIVE, BECK, LUSH, SUED, SWIRL, BLUR,
And I did cater the
Deli tray for OFFSPRING
At the student union when they were
Just another Epitaph band!!!
And I was in the room
When the bass player
From SUPERCHUNK had s**
With MY girlfriend!!!
Look at the losers
The college radio dj's
The college radio program directors
The college radio listener
A sodden boozer, an indie schlock abuser
I read the CMJ and the NME
To find the next big thing
But I know it ain't me
I'm just a loer, a college radio loser
I'm such a r*****
A 4th year freshman blowhard
A bloated lard sack
A walkin', talkin' b*** crack
I play the COWBOY JUNKIES 'til 5 am
The college chicks should want me
But they know what I am
I'm such a loser
A college radio loser
...So what if I don't have a life,
I have a killer record collection
And I'm way up deep in all o' those
One syllable, ultra-hip combos like:
LIVE, BECK, LUSH, SUED, SWIRL, BLUR,
And I did cater the
Deli tray for OFFSPRING
At the student union when they were
Just another Epitaph band!!!
And I was in the room
When the bass player
From SUPERCHUNK had s**
With MY girlfriend!!!
Look at the losers
The college radio dj's
The college radio program directors
The college radio listener