I'm the last tourist in town. I know, you don't really like us, at all. We remind you of summer that's gone. I'm the last tourist in town; a flashback to some better times. I don't mean just seasonwise. We don't spend that much money and the prices already went down anyway. We don't smile that much. We're hiding somewhere out of town, reading Salinger. We're probably junkies, all junkies and queers. There must be a reason for coming so late. I'm the first tourist in town. I know, you don't really like us, at all. We remind you of summer that's coming. I'm the first tourist in town, but I'm going. I will be back in the autumn, when summer is gone. We don't spend that much money and the prices already went down anyway. We don't smile that much. We're hiding somewhere out of town, reading Salinger. We're probably junkies, all junkies and queers. There must be a reason for coming so early in the season, man. Don't you have a business, man? Don't you have a woman, man? Come back in the summertime, man. Oh it was ever so fun. I was cooking for one. I was drinking for two. I was trying for three. I was caring for none. I was talking with trees. It was ever so fun.