Xavier Says Lyrics

Xavier says "Ha ha ha,
we have nothing in common
See you round
Ta-ta
Slink back to your abominable lover, Zsa-Zsa
before I blow your cover,
tra-lala"
Zsa-Zsa's scene:
"Tacky queen,
you think there's no one but you
Get your crass little a** out
and don't make me cut you
With how much you
talk you'd think
that someone else was listening
Want a drink, Miss Thing?"
"Slow gin fizz," says Xavier
Zsa-Zsa orders, and drinks come
"Here it is, teddy bear"
"To your health, you ratfink scum,"
Xavier wheezes
I forgot:
Before each line he sneezes
quite a lot.