Slob was in the kitchen eating pies and mucky tarts
Bammy's in the bathroom, lighting up his farts
Beater's supping bitter, he's getting really canned
He locks himself in the bog, he's s******* Baggy Anne
Someone shouts: "Ale's run out! Who's for tea or coffee?"
Stez Styx pegs it down the road, and breaks in to the offy
Charlotte's eating mushies, she's really off her box
She's going to take her false teeth out and suck some scabby c****
Macc Lads are having a party, round at Muttley's flat
Better bring some ale, my son, or we'll kick your f****** c***.
You can come if you're a Macc Lad, f*** off if you're queer
You can come if you're a fit crack, but you've got to bring some beer
Bammy's in the bathroom, lighting up his farts
Beater's supping bitter, he's getting really canned
He locks himself in the bog, he's s******* Baggy Anne
Someone shouts: "Ale's run out! Who's for tea or coffee?"
Stez Styx pegs it down the road, and breaks in to the offy
Charlotte's eating mushies, she's really off her box
She's going to take her false teeth out and suck some scabby c****
Macc Lads are having a party, round at Muttley's flat
Better bring some ale, my son, or we'll kick your f****** c***.
You can come if you're a Macc Lad, f*** off if you're queer
You can come if you're a fit crack, but you've got to bring some beer