Pint after pint after pint after pint we'd sup,
Crack after crack after crack after crack we'd f***,
There's a pig giving me the wink,
She'll make my fingers stink,
I think its all this beer they make me drink.
Tab after tab after tab after tab we'd smoke,
Tart after tart after tart after tart we'd poke,
I'm getting intimate with t***s,
Parting saddle bags,
I think its all this crack they make me s***,
They make me s***.
My belly's hanging lower,
My k*** drags along the floor,
I think its all this beer they make me drink.
©1988 The Macc Lads
Crack after crack after crack after crack we'd f***,
There's a pig giving me the wink,
She'll make my fingers stink,
I think its all this beer they make me drink.
Tab after tab after tab after tab we'd smoke,
Tart after tart after tart after tart we'd poke,
I'm getting intimate with t***s,
Parting saddle bags,
I think its all this crack they make me s***,
They make me s***.
My belly's hanging lower,
My k*** drags along the floor,
I think its all this beer they make me drink.
©1988 The Macc Lads