Newcy Brown Lyrics

"How you doing, pal? Mind if I bother you? Me bird's b*****ed off in a BMW.
The c*** had a suit on, old enough to be her dad, I'd like to kick his b******s
To Bollington and back."
Don't be a plank, she wasn't worth a w***, we'll go up town, we'll go down the Crown
You can buy a round of
Newcy Brown. There's loads more pebbles on the beach
Newcy Brown. There's loads more cobbles on the street
Newcy Brown. But did the b**** have massive t***?
"She was the best looking woman in all of Macclesfield,
She wouldn't talk to my pork, and her c*** lips were sealed
She couldn't give a s*** about me, but she could give a toss
She had the best pair of melons I've ever come across."
Don't be a fool, she wouldn't suck your tool,
Don't be a clown, we'll go down the Crown, you can buy a round of
Newcy Brown. There's loads more carrots in the sick
Newcy Brown. There's loads more hairs around me d***
Newcy Brown. If the bag don't bonk then you f*** them off.

Don't f****** whinge, she had a sweaty minge, we've all banged her clout,
You're missing nowt, buy another round of
Newcy Brown. There's loads more insects on the dog
Newcy Brown. There's loads more p***s around the bog
Newcy Brown. I'd rather s*** a colostomy bag.
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