My Pub Lyrics

I've been going to the same pub for twenty years,
It was half a crown then to buy me beer,
But they closed it down to redecorate,
They said they'd knock a wall down,
Change the bar round,
Paint the door brown,
Its going to look great.
I walked in the door, couldn't believe my eyes,
Every c*** had a shirt and tie,
Mirrored walls and daft plastic trees,
It was a Fun-pub-disco-wine-bar-bistro-gay-club-poofhouse-c***tail-carvery.

I went to the bar to get my ale,
She said,"Tetley Bitter's not for sale."
They had a fizzy lager with a German name,
I said: "You've got to be joking!"
I started choking,
My voice was croaking,
I turned grey.
Then a penguin grabbed me to throw me out,
You've got to dress like a t***-end to get in now,
But I've been served in here for twenty years,
Now its a Fun-pub-disco-wine-bar-bistro-gay-club-poofhouse-c***tail-carvery.
What the f*** have they done to my pub?,
What the f*** have they done to my pub?,
What the f*** have they done to my pub?.
Now its a Fun-pub-disco-wine-bar-bistro-gay-club-poofhouse-c***tail-carvery.

©1988 The Macc Lads

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