Her t*** hung low, but her a*** was flabbier,
My fingers went in search of the pouting l****,
Smelled dead strong, I thought I'll have a bit of this,
And my tongue went looking for the c*******,
(His tongue went looking for the c*******),
My tongue went looking for the c*******
Can't f****** find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f****** find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f****** find it.
The b******'s disappeared, she must be faking,
Its like trying to find a bean in ten pounds of bacon,
Loads of hair and uncooked mutton,
There's no sign of a little pink b***on,
(There's no sign of a little pink b***on),
There's no sign of a little pink b***on.
Can't f****** find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f****** find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f****** find it.
She turned over to watch Eastenders,
There must be a diagram someone could lend us,
Tried further up, got no reaction,
Trust a b***** woman to have such a contraption,
(Trust a b***** woman to have such a contraption)
Trust a b***** woman to have such a contraption.
Can't f****** find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f****** find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f****** find it.
©1989 The Macc Lads
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My fingers went in search of the pouting l****,
Smelled dead strong, I thought I'll have a bit of this,
And my tongue went looking for the c*******,
(His tongue went looking for the c*******),
My tongue went looking for the c*******
Can't f****** find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f****** find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f****** find it.
The b******'s disappeared, she must be faking,
Its like trying to find a bean in ten pounds of bacon,
Loads of hair and uncooked mutton,
There's no sign of a little pink b***on,
(There's no sign of a little pink b***on),
There's no sign of a little pink b***on.
Can't f****** find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f****** find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f****** find it.
She turned over to watch Eastenders,
There must be a diagram someone could lend us,
Tried further up, got no reaction,
Trust a b***** woman to have such a contraption,
(Trust a b***** woman to have such a contraption)
Trust a b***** woman to have such a contraption.
Can't f****** find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f****** find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f****** find it.
©1989 The Macc Lads
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