Pubs are shutting and I'm making my list
Punters stagger in, they're all f****** p*****
The f****** drunk b******s can't take their beer
Free gravy tonight, I've got bad diarrhoea
Seafood special with extra crabs, two pancakes with VD scabs
See you tomorrow, we'll have cheap pie...
We have dog, and I think he's about to die
I cut toenails into prawn crackers, add black bits from around my knackers,
You call me "c****y", "Little Yellow Geek"?
You'll be on the bog for a week
You want to know what's in my wok?
Public lice from around my c***
Egg foo yung and crispy noodles?
No, I haven't seen your poodle
You want to try my sweet and sour chicken?
I'll give you free bag to be sick in
Call me "Slanty" - very, very nasty
I fart on chips and p*** on pasty
"c****y c***"? Ha! very very funny,
Jumbo sausage, chips and curry?
Gordon smiles and takes the money,
'Extra gravy?
我的屁股是流鼻涕 (my a*** is runny)
Ah So!'
Punters stagger in, they're all f****** p*****
The f****** drunk b******s can't take their beer
Free gravy tonight, I've got bad diarrhoea
Seafood special with extra crabs, two pancakes with VD scabs
See you tomorrow, we'll have cheap pie...
We have dog, and I think he's about to die
I cut toenails into prawn crackers, add black bits from around my knackers,
You call me "c****y", "Little Yellow Geek"?
You'll be on the bog for a week
You want to know what's in my wok?
Public lice from around my c***
Egg foo yung and crispy noodles?
No, I haven't seen your poodle
You want to try my sweet and sour chicken?
I'll give you free bag to be sick in
Call me "Slanty" - very, very nasty
I fart on chips and p*** on pasty
"c****y c***"? Ha! very very funny,
Jumbo sausage, chips and curry?
Gordon smiles and takes the money,
'Extra gravy?
我的屁股是流鼻涕 (my a*** is runny)
Ah So!'