p****** down with rain on a Tuesday night,
I stood and watched my team play like a bag of s****,
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care)
The goaly is a twit, the stiker is a t***,
The referee's a git and he's blinder than a bat.
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care)
So what!? You scored? Well shut your f****** gobs!,
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care),
You might have won, but we've got bigger k***s,
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care),
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care).
p*** your pants! That deserves a booking!
s*** your bags! He played the b****** ball!
f****** hell! These pies need cooking!
Coffee's s*** and the bovril's cold.
Get stuck in! You're playing like a weed!
We're free to be concentrating on the league.
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care).
He's booked! Thank f***! Let's bring on the sub,
He's got five minutes, then I'm going down the pub.
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care).
Up your a***! A mile outside the box!,
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care),
You might have won, but we've got bigger c****!,
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care),
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care).
p*** your pants! That's a b****** corner!
Chuck this pasty at the referee,
f*** off home it was a c*** performance,
And we should have had a penalty.
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care),
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care).
So what!? You scored? Well shut your f****** gobs!,
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care),
You might have won, but we've got massive k***s,
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care),
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care).
p*** your pants! That's a b****** corner!
Chuck this pasty at the referee,
f*** off home it was a c*** performance,
And we should have had a penalty.
©1990 The Macc Lads
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I stood and watched my team play like a bag of s****,
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care)
The goaly is a twit, the stiker is a t***,
The referee's a git and he's blinder than a bat.
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care)
So what!? You scored? Well shut your f****** gobs!,
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care),
You might have won, but we've got bigger k***s,
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care),
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care).
p*** your pants! That deserves a booking!
s*** your bags! He played the b****** ball!
f****** hell! These pies need cooking!
Coffee's s*** and the bovril's cold.
Get stuck in! You're playing like a weed!
We're free to be concentrating on the league.
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care).
He's booked! Thank f***! Let's bring on the sub,
He's got five minutes, then I'm going down the pub.
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care).
Up your a***! A mile outside the box!,
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care),
You might have won, but we've got bigger c****!,
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care),
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care).
p*** your pants! That's a b****** corner!
Chuck this pasty at the referee,
f*** off home it was a c*** performance,
And we should have had a penalty.
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care),
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care).
So what!? You scored? Well shut your f****** gobs!,
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care),
You might have won, but we've got massive k***s,
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care),
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care).
p*** your pants! That's a b****** corner!
Chuck this pasty at the referee,
f*** off home it was a c*** performance,
And we should have had a penalty.
©1990 The Macc Lads
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