We all went down the New Delhi, too much curry, aching bellies.
Beater got gut-rot and puked on the floor,
Stez Styx banging on the s***house door.
'Come on lads, eat up your Bombay duck
We're going to find some girls to give us a decent
Alka Selzer.'
Dan said he knew of a party, we trolled up there belching and farting.
Stez nicked some cans of beer.
Dan shat himself he had diarrhoea, he said:
'Oh lads! Its no fun to dance.'
And he went upstairs to change his underpant.
He opened the window, wipes his a***,
Throws the offending bags on the grass.
He shouts: 'Everybody! Come and look at this! They're streaked with s***!
They're covered in skids! But don't look at me, they're not mine!'
But his loving mum had sewn his f****** name inside.
Beater got gut-rot and puked on the floor,
Stez Styx banging on the s***house door.
'Come on lads, eat up your Bombay duck
We're going to find some girls to give us a decent
Alka Selzer.'
Dan said he knew of a party, we trolled up there belching and farting.
Stez nicked some cans of beer.
Dan shat himself he had diarrhoea, he said:
'Oh lads! Its no fun to dance.'
And he went upstairs to change his underpant.
He opened the window, wipes his a***,
Throws the offending bags on the grass.
He shouts: 'Everybody! Come and look at this! They're streaked with s***!
They're covered in skids! But don't look at me, they're not mine!'
But his loving mum had sewn his f****** name inside.