I've always been the guy with the finger in his nose when the passport picture gets taken
When the big guys took me out stealin' chickens it was me caught holdin' the bacon
When they're droppin' a piano from the 47th floor I'm the guy underneath lookin' up
And when the tidal wave strikes 100 miles at sea I'm always at the rail throwin' up
Whee then Pow!
Somehow I woulda met you anyhow
You fix it up and then holy cow
You folks are gonna see me now
I was standing in an artsy-fartsy uptown restaurant a few frozen dinners ago
When I stumbled on a waiter full of crepe suzettes and I ran out the door flambeau
Then I ran down to chinatown got myself some soy sauce & grabbed some moo goo gai pan to go
When I got wiped out by a stray beansprout that was landin' on the floor
Whee then Pow!
Somehow I woulda met you anyhow
You fix it up and then holy cow
You folks are gonna see me now
Well I finally got so fed up I was off to blow my head off with the gun inside the cash drawer of the store
Then I thought I grabbed the pistol just in case I was successful but instead I got my tie caught in the drawer
When your riding down the road at 100 miles an hour and the guy can't sit you someplace
Honey don't you be surprised I'll be wipin out my eyes as you pass by leavin' dust dust in my face
Whee then Pow!
Somehow I woulda met you anyhow
You fix it up and then holy cow
You folks are gonna see me now
When the big guys took me out stealin' chickens it was me caught holdin' the bacon
When they're droppin' a piano from the 47th floor I'm the guy underneath lookin' up
And when the tidal wave strikes 100 miles at sea I'm always at the rail throwin' up
Whee then Pow!
Somehow I woulda met you anyhow
You fix it up and then holy cow
You folks are gonna see me now
I was standing in an artsy-fartsy uptown restaurant a few frozen dinners ago
When I stumbled on a waiter full of crepe suzettes and I ran out the door flambeau
Then I ran down to chinatown got myself some soy sauce & grabbed some moo goo gai pan to go
When I got wiped out by a stray beansprout that was landin' on the floor
Whee then Pow!
Somehow I woulda met you anyhow
You fix it up and then holy cow
You folks are gonna see me now
Well I finally got so fed up I was off to blow my head off with the gun inside the cash drawer of the store
Then I thought I grabbed the pistol just in case I was successful but instead I got my tie caught in the drawer
When your riding down the road at 100 miles an hour and the guy can't sit you someplace
Honey don't you be surprised I'll be wipin out my eyes as you pass by leavin' dust dust in my face
Whee then Pow!
Somehow I woulda met you anyhow
You fix it up and then holy cow
You folks are gonna see me now