Old lady lost in the city
Middle of a cold cold night
It's fourteen below and the wind starts to blow
There wasn't a boy scout in sight
Pull down the shade he's comin'
Turn out the light cause he's here
Runnin' hard down the street
Through the snow and the sleet
On the coldest night of the year
Beware beware beware of the naked man
Beware beware beware of the naked man
Old lady head up toward Broad Street
Shufflin' uptown against the wind
AS she started to cry, wiped the tear from her eye
Looking back to see where she had been
Old lady stand on the corner
With a purse in her hand
She didn't know but in a minute or so
She will be robbed by the naked man
Beware beware beware of the naked man
Beware beware beware of the naked man
Old lady lean against the lamppost
Stared at the ground on which she stand
Looked up and scream
In the lamplight's beam
There stood the famous naked man
He say, "They found out about my sister
They kicked me out of Navy,
They would have strung me up if they could.
I tried to explain that we were both of us lazy
And doing the best we could."
Well he faked to the left, he faked to the right
He s*****ed the purse from her hand
"Someone stop me," he cried,
As he faded from sight,
Oh, nobody helps a naked man
Oh, nobody helps a naked man
Beware beware beware of the naked man
Beware beware beware of a naked man
Middle of a cold cold night
It's fourteen below and the wind starts to blow
There wasn't a boy scout in sight
Pull down the shade he's comin'
Turn out the light cause he's here
Runnin' hard down the street
Through the snow and the sleet
On the coldest night of the year
Beware beware beware of the naked man
Beware beware beware of the naked man
Old lady head up toward Broad Street
Shufflin' uptown against the wind
AS she started to cry, wiped the tear from her eye
Looking back to see where she had been
Old lady stand on the corner
With a purse in her hand
She didn't know but in a minute or so
She will be robbed by the naked man
Beware beware beware of the naked man
Beware beware beware of the naked man
Old lady lean against the lamppost
Stared at the ground on which she stand
Looked up and scream
In the lamplight's beam
There stood the famous naked man
He say, "They found out about my sister
They kicked me out of Navy,
They would have strung me up if they could.
I tried to explain that we were both of us lazy
And doing the best we could."
Well he faked to the left, he faked to the right
He s*****ed the purse from her hand
"Someone stop me," he cried,
As he faded from sight,
Oh, nobody helps a naked man
Oh, nobody helps a naked man
Beware beware beware of the naked man
Beware beware beware of a naked man