Didya hear the one about the lawyer and the doctor? They were planning to make a house call All alone they were plotting out against me Nearly had my back to the wall Time and time were working out against me I really had a close call 'Til you threw love and hoppe in my direction Nearly had a spectacular fall Spectacular fall If a rich man's wealthy 'cause he counts his heroes And numbers them all his friends Is a poor man docked a notch for the time He didnt' get the numbers to spend? I've seen the world from the floor of my bedroom With the covers pulled over my head Many's the time I'd have made you mine If only at the time I'd said Time and time were working out against me I really had a close call 'Til you threw love and hope in my direction Nearly had a spectacular fall If a carpenter came to build glass houses Would you hand out stones? Knowing full well there ain't a chance in hell Of me ascending any thrones I've seen the world staring back in my mirror The daylights scared out of me You threw love anda rope in my direction Nearly had a spectacular fall Spectacular fall! Spectacular fall! Spectacular! Spectacular fall! Spectacular fall!