Maya: Okay everyone, welcome to grammar class. Today we're learning about semicolons
A: Ooo, ooo, ooo!
Maya: Yes, Lonely Island?
A: We use semicolons every day.
Maya: Can you give me an example?
A: Oh, hell yeah.
A: Get ready for a whale of a time; SHAMU
My whole team coming clean; SHAMPOO
J: These dudes is comic relief; WHOOPI
And I'm the m************ monster; COOKIE
K: When you see me better cross the street; FROGGER
Then go home and write about it; BLOGGER
A: Did I do that?; URKEL
Yo Angela, who's the boss?: MERKEL
J: Ill take you where you've never been; OXNARD.
Then make you suck a bull's nut; OX NARD.
K: If Miss Moore married Josh; DEMI BROLIN.
A comma and a f*****' dot; SEMICOLON.
Solange:
We run these streets; STOP LIGHTS.
All eyes on me; SPOT LIGHTS.
Each semicolon brings us closer to the top.
J: I'm loud and I'm zipping around; JET SKI.
Your d*** is little like Wayne; GRETZKY.
A: But Gretzky's got a big d***; CLARIFICATION.
Everyone was rude to me; PARIS VACATION.
K: My stomach's getting fat; FOOD.
Leave trash inside my car; RUDE.
J: You're acting all mach-ee-o; RALPH.
But I’ll eat all you cats; ALF.
S: We run the game; UMPIRE.
Always chase the night; YOUNG SQUIRE.
These semicolons are my light inside the dark.
A: It's right under your nose semicolon; MOUTH.
J: Opposite of north, semicolon; SOUTH.
K: Right over your home, semicolon; ATTIC.
A: Hooked on semicolons, semicolon; ADDICT.
Solange:
We got the game on lock; TOY CHEST.
You're too big for your clothes; BOY'S VEST.
You know we're out of control; NO BRAKES.
You're birthday party sucked; NO CAKES.
When it comes to punctuation, you know we're number one.
And to the people of every nation, feel the power of the semicolon.
A: Semicolons, we rest our case.
Maya: No actually, those are examples of colons. You all get Fs.
A: Wait, what?
A: Ooo, ooo, ooo!
Maya: Yes, Lonely Island?
A: We use semicolons every day.
Maya: Can you give me an example?
A: Oh, hell yeah.
A: Get ready for a whale of a time; SHAMU
My whole team coming clean; SHAMPOO
J: These dudes is comic relief; WHOOPI
And I'm the m************ monster; COOKIE
K: When you see me better cross the street; FROGGER
Then go home and write about it; BLOGGER
A: Did I do that?; URKEL
Yo Angela, who's the boss?: MERKEL
J: Ill take you where you've never been; OXNARD.
Then make you suck a bull's nut; OX NARD.
K: If Miss Moore married Josh; DEMI BROLIN.
A comma and a f*****' dot; SEMICOLON.
Solange:
We run these streets; STOP LIGHTS.
All eyes on me; SPOT LIGHTS.
Each semicolon brings us closer to the top.
J: I'm loud and I'm zipping around; JET SKI.
Your d*** is little like Wayne; GRETZKY.
A: But Gretzky's got a big d***; CLARIFICATION.
Everyone was rude to me; PARIS VACATION.
K: My stomach's getting fat; FOOD.
Leave trash inside my car; RUDE.
J: You're acting all mach-ee-o; RALPH.
But I’ll eat all you cats; ALF.
S: We run the game; UMPIRE.
Always chase the night; YOUNG SQUIRE.
These semicolons are my light inside the dark.
A: It's right under your nose semicolon; MOUTH.
J: Opposite of north, semicolon; SOUTH.
K: Right over your home, semicolon; ATTIC.
A: Hooked on semicolons, semicolon; ADDICT.
Solange:
We got the game on lock; TOY CHEST.
You're too big for your clothes; BOY'S VEST.
You know we're out of control; NO BRAKES.
You're birthday party sucked; NO CAKES.
When it comes to punctuation, you know we're number one.
And to the people of every nation, feel the power of the semicolon.
A: Semicolons, we rest our case.
Maya: No actually, those are examples of colons. You all get Fs.
A: Wait, what?