d*** in a Box Lyrics

Hey girl, I got something real important to give you,
So just sit down and listen.

Girl you know we've been together,
such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line.
Wow, you know it's Christmas,
and my heart is open wide. (open wide)
Gonna give you something
so you know what's on my mind (what's on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top.
Take a look inside, it's my d*** in a box! (it's in a box)

Not gonna get you a diamond ring,
That sort of gift don't mean anything.
Not gonna get you a fancy car,
Girl you gotta know you're my shining star.
Not gonna get you a house in the hills,
A girl like you need something real.
Wanna get you something from the heart.
Something special, girl...
It's my d*** in a box, my d*** in a box babe...
It's my d*** in a box, whoo my d*** in a box girl...
See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving (yeah~),
and I got just the one.
Something to show you that you are second to none

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress,
it's easy to do, just follow these steps:

One - Cut a hole in a box.
Two - Put your junk in that box.
Three - Make her open that box
And that's the way you do it.
It's my d*** in a box! My d*** in a box babe.
It's my d*** in a box! My d*** in a box girl.

Christmas: d*** in a box.
Hanuhkah: d*** in a box.
Kwanzaa: A d*** in a box.
Every single holiday a d*** in a box.
Over at your parents' house it's a d*** in a box.
Midday at the grocery store a d*** in a box.
Backstage at the CMA's a d*** in a box.
Yeah, wow wow wow wow wow.

My d*** in a box...
My d*** in a box...
My d*** in a box!