Captain Gaydar It's Time to Wind Your Clock Again Lyrics

What came first the chicken or the moron?
I'd say the moron potty trained or not.

I wipe your a** you scratch my back
Go ahead and continue to
think about your genitalia
but before you speak, before you think,
Hemorrhoid is a two lane highway

americana memorabilia
-h***phobic hillbilly hieroglyphics
ready the probe and ready the stove
at the Branding center my cheesbro'

Plus or minus three percent points
(variance of ignorant humans)
but I'd have to say that there are
many more in retro sewage

I wipe your a** you scratch my back

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AOTKPTA Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better Earwax Halo Manufactured for the Champion in All of Us File Under 'Soft Core Seizures' Hairspray Suppository How to Become a Virgin Recyclable Body Fluids in Human Form Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?