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New Erections
(2007)
AOTKPTA
The Unwilling...Led by the Unqualified...Doing the Unnecessary...For the Ungrateful
Full Frontal Obscurity
Scavenger, Invader
Hot Tubs Full of Brand New Fuel
God Wants Us All to Work in Factories
Book of Bot
Slum Service (Served on the Sly)
Tower of Mammal
Plague Soundscapes
(2003)
Recyclable Body Fluids in Human Form
Live From the Russian Compound
Earwax Halo Manufactured for the Champion in All of Us
Wet Dream War Machine
Listen, the Mighty Ear Is Here
Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
Teenage Mustache
How to Become a Virgin
Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
Late for a Double Date With a Pile of Atoms in the Water Closet
File Under 'Soft Core Seizures'
Practiced Hatred
Psst! Is That a Halfie in Your Pants?
The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
Pulling the Christmas Pig by the Wrong Pair of Ears
Your Mantel Disguised as a Psychic Sasquatch
Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
Captain Gaydar It's Time to Wind Your Clock Again
Pickup Truck Full of Forty Minutes
The Locust
(1998)
Moth-Eaten Deer Head
Brand New Set of Teeth
How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
The Perils of Believing in Round Squares
Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
Straight From the Horses Mouth
An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby
Armless and Overactive / Who's Handling the Population Paste / Invented Organs / New Tongue Sweepstakes / Consenting Abscess
Bring Your '65 Italian Carbine
Cattle Mutilation
Flight of the Wounded Locust
Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed
Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe
Hairspray Suppository
Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever)
Kill Roger Hedgecock
Master and Servant
Sever the Toes
Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition
This Is Radio Surgery
Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs
Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle
Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
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AOTKPTA
Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
Brand New Set of Teeth
Earwax Halo Manufactured for the Champion in All of Us
File Under 'Soft Core Seizures'
Hairspray Suppository
How to Become a Virgin
Practiced Hatred
Psst! Is That a Halfie in Your Pants?
Pulling the Christmas Pig by the Wrong Pair of Ears
Recyclable Body Fluids in Human Form
Scavenger, Invader
Teenage Mustache
The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
This Is Radio Surgery
Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?