Crumbs on the Carpet Lyrics

Dinner whispers, "Come and get it"
Poses on the plate
We shot it twice with anesthetic,
Still it b***s the waiters
Till they're bleeding in the loo
So g****** hot it burns their shoes
We lick them clean, we eat 'em too
Still there's room enough for more masala,
Enchilada, monkey brains and donkey doos
More masala, enchilada, monkey brains and donkey doos
More masala, enchilada, monkey brains, donkey doos
More masala, enchilada, monkey brains, donkey doos
More masala, enchilada, monkey brains, donkey doos
We'd eat the wall if it could walk
And we could sink our forks in

We are what we eat
We are many-sided
Just you name it, sure we've tried it

We are what we eat
We are many-sided
Just you name it, sure we've tried it
We are what we eat
We are many-sided
Just you name it, sure we've tried it

Why hide it?

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