I saw you on a Tuesday at the deli
Then on Wednesday you were at the bank
I should've asked the digits to your celli
But my tongue was tied
My mind just drew a blank
On Friday my friend dragged me to a Jewish singles event
I told him there are better ways my time could be spent
He said "I think you ought to reconsider
'Cause loneliness won't keep you warm in winter"
Jewish girls all shapes and sizes
Waiting for you at the ball
Find that girl who's pretty and loquacious
Settle down, find a place
So there I was at the Jewish community center
Sitting on a metal fold-out chair
While everybody's dancing to Madonna
I wondered how she got into Kabbalah
(Madonna...Kabbalah...)
Then suddenly I saw you with your cashmere shawl
The girl from the deli who caught my eye
I never thought I'd meet you at a Matzoh Ball
Who knew you were a member of the tribe?
Jewish girls all shapes and sizes
Waiting for you at the ball
Find that girl who's pretty and loquacious
Settle down, find a place
Jewish girls all shapes and sizes
Hanging out at the ball
Make your Mom so happy she's ecstatic
You're taking home a Jewish girl
Then on Wednesday you were at the bank
I should've asked the digits to your celli
But my tongue was tied
My mind just drew a blank
On Friday my friend dragged me to a Jewish singles event
I told him there are better ways my time could be spent
He said "I think you ought to reconsider
'Cause loneliness won't keep you warm in winter"
Jewish girls all shapes and sizes
Waiting for you at the ball
Find that girl who's pretty and loquacious
Settle down, find a place
So there I was at the Jewish community center
Sitting on a metal fold-out chair
While everybody's dancing to Madonna
I wondered how she got into Kabbalah
(Madonna...Kabbalah...)
Then suddenly I saw you with your cashmere shawl
The girl from the deli who caught my eye
I never thought I'd meet you at a Matzoh Ball
Who knew you were a member of the tribe?
Jewish girls all shapes and sizes
Waiting for you at the ball
Find that girl who's pretty and loquacious
Settle down, find a place
Jewish girls all shapes and sizes
Hanging out at the ball
Make your Mom so happy she's ecstatic
You're taking home a Jewish girl