Congratulations Lyrics

Went out 'cause I thought I could dance,
I met you and I thought we would last,
Oh no.
Turns out, I have two left feet,
My lady left me for some other sleek so and so.

Congratulations, thanks a lot,
Congratulations, you're the final nail in the box,

You promised me the time of my life,
You couldn't give me the time of your day,
Congratulations, by the way.
Sad song on a merry-go-round,
The band stands with the nakedest of sounds.

I've given you everything that I've got,
Mrs. Jones, I just couldn't keep up,
We found.
Congratulations, thanks a lot,
Congratulations, you're the final nail in the box,

You promised me the time of my life,
You couldn't give me the time of your day,
Congratulations, by the way.

By the way,
By the way.