I were down the local pub, the other night.
A pint of mild, wur there in me sights.
Up approached, a Southern geezer.
Un sed, "I'll 'ave a Bacardi Bweezer"!
I sed, I hope your JOKIN' Son!
THAT'S NOT RIGHT!
Singing!
Bitter! Lager! Cider! Ale! Stout!
Designer drinks!?
I'd rather drink nowt!!!
You can keep, your "White Wine Spritzer"!
"Babycham", that's fer yer SISTER!
Order that!
In LANCASHIRE, SON!
And yer OWT!!
I took Jean, t' "Pig & Albert", for us tea!
When, some bloke ordered, a "D'BLE U K D"! (Ooh! Filthy SWINE!)
Well, I didn't know what fer do!
When, Big Frank ordered, "MALIBU"!
I tried explain t' Jean.
But she just couldn't see!
(And that's because, she looked directly into one of them Laser Pens! She were blind!!!)
Singing!
Bitter! Lager! Cider! Ale! Stout!
Designer drinks!?
I'd rather drink nowt!!
You can keep, your "White Wine Spritzer"!
"Babycham", that's fer yer SISTER!
Order that!
In LANCASHIRE, SON!
And yer OWT!!
Everywhere I turn, I see these "Alcopops"! (ALCOPOPS!)
All the kids are drinking 'em!
Hangin' round the shops! (ROUND THE SHOPS!)
Let me be, their Babysitter!
I cud get 'em onto BITTER!
No more, "ASBO's"!
Just BARLEY, WHEAT and HOPS!!!
Singing!
Bitter! Lager! Cider! Ale! Stout!
Designer drinks!?
I'd rather drink nowt!
You can keep your "White Wine Spritzer"!
"Babycham", that's fer yer SISTER!
Order that!
In LANCASHIRE, SON!
And yer OWT!
(Key Change!)
Bitter! Lager! Cider! Ale! Stout!
Designer drinks!?
I'd rather drink nowt! (Not ruddy likely!!)
You can keep your "White Wine Spritzer"!
"Babycham", that's fer yer SISTER!
Order that!
In LANCASHIRE, SON!
And yer OWT!
(Get it Drunk! Get it dun yer! GO ON SON!)
A pint of mild, wur there in me sights.
Up approached, a Southern geezer.
Un sed, "I'll 'ave a Bacardi Bweezer"!
I sed, I hope your JOKIN' Son!
THAT'S NOT RIGHT!
Singing!
Bitter! Lager! Cider! Ale! Stout!
Designer drinks!?
I'd rather drink nowt!!!
You can keep, your "White Wine Spritzer"!
"Babycham", that's fer yer SISTER!
Order that!
In LANCASHIRE, SON!
And yer OWT!!
I took Jean, t' "Pig & Albert", for us tea!
When, some bloke ordered, a "D'BLE U K D"! (Ooh! Filthy SWINE!)
Well, I didn't know what fer do!
When, Big Frank ordered, "MALIBU"!
I tried explain t' Jean.
But she just couldn't see!
(And that's because, she looked directly into one of them Laser Pens! She were blind!!!)
Singing!
Bitter! Lager! Cider! Ale! Stout!
Designer drinks!?
I'd rather drink nowt!!
You can keep, your "White Wine Spritzer"!
"Babycham", that's fer yer SISTER!
Order that!
In LANCASHIRE, SON!
And yer OWT!!
Everywhere I turn, I see these "Alcopops"! (ALCOPOPS!)
All the kids are drinking 'em!
Hangin' round the shops! (ROUND THE SHOPS!)
Let me be, their Babysitter!
I cud get 'em onto BITTER!
No more, "ASBO's"!
Just BARLEY, WHEAT and HOPS!!!
Singing!
Bitter! Lager! Cider! Ale! Stout!
Designer drinks!?
I'd rather drink nowt!
You can keep your "White Wine Spritzer"!
"Babycham", that's fer yer SISTER!
Order that!
In LANCASHIRE, SON!
And yer OWT!
(Key Change!)
Bitter! Lager! Cider! Ale! Stout!
Designer drinks!?
I'd rather drink nowt! (Not ruddy likely!!)
You can keep your "White Wine Spritzer"!
"Babycham", that's fer yer SISTER!
Order that!
In LANCASHIRE, SON!
And yer OWT!
(Get it Drunk! Get it dun yer! GO ON SON!)