Fool Lyrics

I tried to park my car but I crashed it
I tried to ride a bike but I thrashed it
Whatever I do I seem to fail bad
For heavens sake now keep your distance Or you might just hurt yourself
I open a door And break the handle
I eat a candybar and find out it`s a candle
Zero right in lottery That`s just bad luck (but) Whatever I do
I just manage to f*** it up And I might just hurt myself

I´m a walking destruction A living contraction
Still I´m trying to live my life But still like a Bulldozer
When i´m getting closer Everything just seems, f*** up i do
Boo hoo hoo
I touched a flower Of course it died
Cheered up a sick dude and he flat lined
Supported my home team and they did lost
For heavens sake now keep your distance at any cost or you might just hurt yourself

I´m a walking destruction A living contraction
Still I´m trying to live my life But still like a Bulldozer
When i´m getting closer Everything just seems, f*** up i do
I hope they don´t use me and send me
as a weapon of mass destruction Cause I manage to f*** up more
Than George, W Bush yeayeayea