She pushed in before me, in the supermarket queue
pretended not to see me, in that way women do.
She put on the counter some milk and bread too
and then she pulled out five different bottles of shampoo.
And I thought to myself, 'I will never understand women.'
And I hear some of you saying, 'But all men are all the same!
They're all ruled by their d***s.'
Thats true with some, but not all,
so don't point that finger so quick.
There's some though in the clubs, pinching girls a***s, being intimidating, with obscene passes, A goddess, you can tell when she dances.
You shout slag when she rejects your advances.
It's like you got no belief in yourself or you aint got the b**** to just talk to a girl.
So everytime after six beers, your aim of the night is to reduce her to tears,
So when she chats to me, you spit at her and shout 'w****!'
Well it is written, in the art of war, to fight only the battles you can win.
But I will defend your honour til they kick my face in.
You can scrape me up bruised and battered off the floor,
Integrity is what black eyes were invented for.
So down with the d***-tatorship, that is so c***-sure,
they use rape as a weapon of war.
Down with the man who thinks it's ok to give his wife a punch,
Down with the judge who says it weren't rape cause she was drunk.
It's a PRO-LIFE,
then become a doctor, foster a kid.
That's how you make it possible for people to live,
But don't you dare tell women what they can and can't do,
when it was a woman that gave life to you.
Yes, I'm a man, I guess a typical one,
but I ain't afraid to say I think all women are beautiful and strong.
Too fat, too thin, that's just media spin,
you look best when you're comfortable in your own skin.
So I'm sorry, if you feel undue,
If the truth be known...I'm in awe of you.
You're a giver of life and warrior too.
So do you really need FIVE bottles of shampoo?
pretended not to see me, in that way women do.
She put on the counter some milk and bread too
and then she pulled out five different bottles of shampoo.
And I thought to myself, 'I will never understand women.'
And I hear some of you saying, 'But all men are all the same!
They're all ruled by their d***s.'
Thats true with some, but not all,
so don't point that finger so quick.
There's some though in the clubs, pinching girls a***s, being intimidating, with obscene passes, A goddess, you can tell when she dances.
You shout slag when she rejects your advances.
It's like you got no belief in yourself or you aint got the b**** to just talk to a girl.
So everytime after six beers, your aim of the night is to reduce her to tears,
So when she chats to me, you spit at her and shout 'w****!'
Well it is written, in the art of war, to fight only the battles you can win.
But I will defend your honour til they kick my face in.
You can scrape me up bruised and battered off the floor,
Integrity is what black eyes were invented for.
So down with the d***-tatorship, that is so c***-sure,
they use rape as a weapon of war.
Down with the man who thinks it's ok to give his wife a punch,
Down with the judge who says it weren't rape cause she was drunk.
It's a PRO-LIFE,
then become a doctor, foster a kid.
That's how you make it possible for people to live,
But don't you dare tell women what they can and can't do,
when it was a woman that gave life to you.
Yes, I'm a man, I guess a typical one,
but I ain't afraid to say I think all women are beautiful and strong.
Too fat, too thin, that's just media spin,
you look best when you're comfortable in your own skin.
So I'm sorry, if you feel undue,
If the truth be known...I'm in awe of you.
You're a giver of life and warrior too.
So do you really need FIVE bottles of shampoo?