Your Feet's Too Big Lyrics

Who's that walking around here? Mercy
Sounds like baby patter
Baby elephant patter that's what I call it
Em at a table for two
Four of us, me, your big feet and you
From your ankles up, I'd say you sure are sweet
From there down there's just too much feet

Yes your feet's too big
Don't want you, 'Cause you feet's too big
Can't use you 'cause your feet's too big
I really hate you 'cause your feet's too big
Where did you get them?
Your girl she likes you, she thinks you're nice
Got what it takes to be in paradise
She said likes your face, she likes your ray
Man oh man them things are too big

Oh, your feet's too big
Don't want you, 'Cause you feet's too big
Mad at you 'cause your feet's too big
I hate you 'cause your feet's too big
Oh your podalic extremities are colossal
To me you look just like a fossil
You got me walkin' talkin' and squawkin'
'Cause your feet's too big, yeah

Come on and walk that think
Oh, I've never heard of such walkin' mercy
Your, your podalic extremities really are obnoxious
One never knows, do one?