Leaping from the top of the wardrobe Just like batman from the 22nd floor A bathtowel for a cape I fear nothing, For you I'd do all of this and more, I take the b**ps, I take the knocks, I'm your very own p****-stuntman.
I take the b**ps, I take the knocks, I take the edge off while your love-life sucks Might be a stand-in lover But I do what I can, I'm your very own p****-stuntman.
I'll take a roll in the hay at midnight, Riskin'me a punch in the jaw, Lord knows I'd probably get more than that If anybody heard or saw, None of your friends have ever seen me, I am behind the scenes without a face, But when your main man's acting up again, Just you name the time an place I'm an academy award winning no-one Hidden in your closet I'm a toy But I'm your key-grip, dolly, I'm no extra I'm up there in the credits as best boy.
I take the b**ps, I take the knocks, I take the edge off while your love-life sucks
I take the b**ps, I take the knocks, I take the edge off while your love-life sucks Might be a stand-in lover But I do what I can, I'm your very own p****-stuntman.
I'll take a roll in the hay at midnight, Riskin'me a punch in the jaw, Lord knows I'd probably get more than that If anybody heard or saw, None of your friends have ever seen me, I am behind the scenes without a face, But when your main man's acting up again, Just you name the time an place I'm an academy award winning no-one Hidden in your closet I'm a toy But I'm your key-grip, dolly, I'm no extra I'm up there in the credits as best boy.
I take the b**ps, I take the knocks, I take the edge off while your love-life sucks