Broken Windscreen Lyrics

She's got a broken windscreen,
Cracked down the middle,
Hole in the floor,
Underneath the gas pedal
Dented rear b**per
Where I backed into a tree,
Cracked wing mirror
But not so cracked you can't see,
To fill up the tank
Prise it open with a comb
But despite all that
She'll still get you home.

Fixed the cooling system
All by myself
With some old copper pipes
That I found on a shelf
The heating's given up
So in the winter you freeze
And the doors don't lock
'Cause I lost the keys
Stinks of exhaust
Don't know how it gets in
And leaves a puddle of something
Everywhere she's been
She was my first
In her I did trust
Now I, I cant just
Watch her turn to rust

Got a door-buzzer switch
Turns the heater-plugs on
The solanoid thingummyjig's
Longe since gone
She runs on old cooking oil
Doesn't cost a dime,
She always gets there
Always gets there on time
The servo's gone
And the paint job flakes
You've got to use all your might
Just to slam the brakes
Now exhaust-fume tears
Got my cheeks all wet
'Cause I'm saying goodbye
To my little red vanette.