I've Never Seen a Jackal on the 142 Lyrics

Tip your f****** stetson to this

Yeah we just dropped a dose of that southern s***
To f*** you c**** in your fake f****** cobra pits
You live in Tring, drive a 1.2
And I've never seen a jackal on the 1 - 4 - f****** - 2
All you phony f****** cowboy scum
You phony f****** d***s

You live in Milton Keynes
With your mum and your dad and your gran
(Your stupid f****** gran)
But judging by your f****** band
There's a snake in your boots
Moonshine in your hand
No, I've never seen a jackal on the 142
And I've only seen a vulture in the f****** zoo
c***

Pick it back up
You really need to get over it
It was dead ten years ago
You should get a f****** clue
These southern rock revival p*****
You missed your f****** boat
You live in Golders Green
With your mum and your dad and your gran
(Your dirty f****** gran)
But judging by your f****** band
There's a snake in your boots
Moonshine in your hand

All you phony f****** cowboy scum
You phony f****** d***s

I've never seen a buzzard in the f****** moon
And nor have you