Com ere Once Lyrics

I saw a man confused one day just wandering around
He said he needed help and that he was from outa town
He said "Sir I am thirsty and a beverage I do seek
But I do not understand the local language that you speak"
I says com'ere once...com'ere once...why don't you come by here
We'll have a hot tamale and a couple two tree beers
Or you can go dere by dat bubbler, but don't you budge in line
She's a nice day out, ain' so

The stranger said "I still don't grasp a word you people say
Are you from some foreign land or were you born this way?
It sounds a bit like English, and Polish and Chinese
So if you'd use sign language I'd appreciate it please"
I says com'ere once...com'ere once...why don't you come by here
We'll have a hot tamale and a couple two tree beers
Or you can go dere by dat bubbler, but don't you budge in line
She's a nice day out, ain' so

Com'ere once...com'ere once...for cry I come by here
We'll have a brat and kraut and den a couple two tree beers
Or you can go dere by dat bubbler, but don't you budge in line
She's a nice day out, ain' so
She's a nice day out, ain' so..oo..oo..oo..oo..oo.oo...
HEY ! !