Pirate: Are ya ready, kids?
Kids: Aye aye, captain
Pirate: I can't hear you.
Kids: (louder) Aye aye, captain!
Pirate: (Oooh...)
(Rap beat starts)
Mr. Krabs: Are ya ready?
SpongeBob: I'M READY! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready! (Laughs)
All right, stop what you're doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin
The animated style that you're used to
I'm shaped funny (laughs)
(I need help on this line)
The whole role is down here under the sea
Now you all oughta watch with your son or daughter
All my nautical nonsense in the underwater
I'll eat a bowl of jellyfish jam, you got on your shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is SpongeBob p***ounced with an "ongeBob"
Flippin' burgers sure really is a fun job
And all the Krabby Patties I make
Are for the 12:30 lunch mob
I got your order up here in Bikini Bottom
You want the best meal? The Krusty Krab's got 'em!
Bun, patty, lettuce, cheese,
Onions, sweet outer tomatoes,
Ketchup, mustard, pickles, bun in that order!
I'm ready, see? Look, Plankton's back!
(Plankton laughs)
And he wants the secret recipe
But that's some info that he'll never get from me!
Plankton: Aw, come on SpongeBob. Those buns, are they sesame?
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, that's enough of that! (throws Plankton out)
Now listen up, Spongy!
You swab the deck while I count up all me money!
SpongeBob: Want to clean (squeaky boots) Spin around and go "boom!"
I once got dizzy in the Krusty Krab bathroom
I'm crazy! And Squidward here will save me
Squidward: Take your spatula and kindly go away, please!
SpongeBob: The Employee of the Month is my stance
And I even got my own dance
Chorus:
All: SpongeBob SquarePants is your chance to do the sponge
Patrick: Ooh! SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
SB: Come on and do the spongy-sponge
Mr. Krabs: Yo, SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
SpongeBob: Just watch me do the spongy-sponge
Squidward: Now, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Do ya know what I'm doin' (Do the spongy-sponge)
Doin' the Spongey Sponge (Do the spongy-sponge)
Plankton: Oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Come on and do the spongy-sponge
Ha! (Do the spongy-sponge)
Patrick says:
Yo, SpongeBob! Let's do some jellyfishing!
SpongeBob: Starfish is dumb as the rock that he lives in
We'll laugh and prance because we're best buds
And we're happy until a jellyfish zaps me
And now our plan "C" is to visit Sandy
In her bubbledome land tree (howdy, SpongeBob!)
With this squirrel girl adventure's nothing to fear
But if you ever mess with Texas, she just might kick your rear
And then there's Squidward; quite grumpy I'm afraid.
His Easter Island head is where his clarinet is played
(I need help here) but hey, I don't care
(not sure what this is) and my pants are square
I get scary, hang with a lobster named Larry
I give a bath to my pet snail (meow) called Gary
I hang at the Goo Lagoon, surf sand particles
And when I crash out "Aw, tartar sauce, barnacles!"
I go to school so I can learn to drive
Mrs. Puff's my air bag so we'll both survive
So if you're down with the absorbent and the yellow and Porous
Then join along and sing the chorus!
Chorus:
All: SpongeBob SquarePants is your chance to do the sponge
Patrick: Ooh! SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
SpongeBob: Come on and do the spongy-sponge
Mr. Krabs: Yo, SpongeBob SquarePants! | SB: Fishy babies!
(Do the spongy-sponge)
Everybody do the spongy-sponge
Squidward: Now, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Unh! Yeah! A-do ya know what we're doin?(Do the spongy-sponge)
We're doin' the Spongy Sponge (Do the spongy-sponge)
Plankton: Oh, SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
SB: Just watch me do the spongy-sponge (laughs)
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, that'll be the brig, y'all. Mr. Squidward, a little bit of that bass groove right here!
(Squidward imitates the bass slide; Mr. Krabs laughs)
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob uh, now that you've told us a little bit about yourself
Kids: Aye aye, captain
Pirate: I can't hear you.
Kids: (louder) Aye aye, captain!
Pirate: (Oooh...)
(Rap beat starts)
Mr. Krabs: Are ya ready?
SpongeBob: I'M READY! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready! (Laughs)
All right, stop what you're doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin
The animated style that you're used to
I'm shaped funny (laughs)
(I need help on this line)
The whole role is down here under the sea
Now you all oughta watch with your son or daughter
All my nautical nonsense in the underwater
I'll eat a bowl of jellyfish jam, you got on your shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is SpongeBob p***ounced with an "ongeBob"
Flippin' burgers sure really is a fun job
And all the Krabby Patties I make
Are for the 12:30 lunch mob
I got your order up here in Bikini Bottom
You want the best meal? The Krusty Krab's got 'em!
Bun, patty, lettuce, cheese,
Onions, sweet outer tomatoes,
Ketchup, mustard, pickles, bun in that order!
I'm ready, see? Look, Plankton's back!
(Plankton laughs)
And he wants the secret recipe
But that's some info that he'll never get from me!
Plankton: Aw, come on SpongeBob. Those buns, are they sesame?
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, that's enough of that! (throws Plankton out)
Now listen up, Spongy!
You swab the deck while I count up all me money!
SpongeBob: Want to clean (squeaky boots) Spin around and go "boom!"
I once got dizzy in the Krusty Krab bathroom
I'm crazy! And Squidward here will save me
Squidward: Take your spatula and kindly go away, please!
SpongeBob: The Employee of the Month is my stance
And I even got my own dance
Chorus:
All: SpongeBob SquarePants is your chance to do the sponge
Patrick: Ooh! SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
SB: Come on and do the spongy-sponge
Mr. Krabs: Yo, SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
SpongeBob: Just watch me do the spongy-sponge
Squidward: Now, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Do ya know what I'm doin' (Do the spongy-sponge)
Doin' the Spongey Sponge (Do the spongy-sponge)
Plankton: Oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Come on and do the spongy-sponge
Ha! (Do the spongy-sponge)
Patrick says:
Yo, SpongeBob! Let's do some jellyfishing!
SpongeBob: Starfish is dumb as the rock that he lives in
We'll laugh and prance because we're best buds
And we're happy until a jellyfish zaps me
And now our plan "C" is to visit Sandy
In her bubbledome land tree (howdy, SpongeBob!)
With this squirrel girl adventure's nothing to fear
But if you ever mess with Texas, she just might kick your rear
And then there's Squidward; quite grumpy I'm afraid.
His Easter Island head is where his clarinet is played
(I need help here) but hey, I don't care
(not sure what this is) and my pants are square
I get scary, hang with a lobster named Larry
I give a bath to my pet snail (meow) called Gary
I hang at the Goo Lagoon, surf sand particles
And when I crash out "Aw, tartar sauce, barnacles!"
I go to school so I can learn to drive
Mrs. Puff's my air bag so we'll both survive
So if you're down with the absorbent and the yellow and Porous
Then join along and sing the chorus!
Chorus:
All: SpongeBob SquarePants is your chance to do the sponge
Patrick: Ooh! SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
SpongeBob: Come on and do the spongy-sponge
Mr. Krabs: Yo, SpongeBob SquarePants! | SB: Fishy babies!
(Do the spongy-sponge)
Everybody do the spongy-sponge
Squidward: Now, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Unh! Yeah! A-do ya know what we're doin?(Do the spongy-sponge)
We're doin' the Spongy Sponge (Do the spongy-sponge)
Plankton: Oh, SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
SB: Just watch me do the spongy-sponge (laughs)
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, that'll be the brig, y'all. Mr. Squidward, a little bit of that bass groove right here!
(Squidward imitates the bass slide; Mr. Krabs laughs)
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob uh, now that you've told us a little bit about yourself