I?m getting p***** and I?ll try to explain
Hard to believe that it happened this way
One day I was out at the cemetery
And this dumb m*********** was taking a leak
So I spun him around and prepared to fight
And I knocked his a** down with all of my might
He begged and he cried as he asked my why
I said, ?Son, you?re f****** with a family guy?.
That?s my momma you?re p****** on
I?m keeping it clean, her gravestone
Hey, Hey, no way, you?re getting out alive today
A trip to the crypt and the mausoleum
I?ve gotta stop cause my fist is getting numb
I guess by now, you think that you?ve been had
It?s not over yet, cause here comes dear old dad
He whips out his belt like a man possessed
I can see what?s coming, it?s a b***** mess
He?s half way through when he shouts out load
?Come on son, Let?s make your momma proud?
Hard to believe that it happened this way
One day I was out at the cemetery
And this dumb m*********** was taking a leak
So I spun him around and prepared to fight
And I knocked his a** down with all of my might
He begged and he cried as he asked my why
I said, ?Son, you?re f****** with a family guy?.
That?s my momma you?re p****** on
I?m keeping it clean, her gravestone
Hey, Hey, no way, you?re getting out alive today
A trip to the crypt and the mausoleum
I?ve gotta stop cause my fist is getting numb
I guess by now, you think that you?ve been had
It?s not over yet, cause here comes dear old dad
He whips out his belt like a man possessed
I can see what?s coming, it?s a b***** mess
He?s half way through when he shouts out load
?Come on son, Let?s make your momma proud?