Winter Sportsman Lyrics

I'd like to be a winter sportsman,
I'd like to have a place that I could go
Where I could have a barrel of fun
And a barrel of snow, oh-oh.
I'd like to be a winter sportsman,
With lots of little girlies by my side
I'd like to get them in my grip
And teach them how to slip and slide.

Hey hey holiday
Pack my bag and fly away
Where I can be the king of the resort
You can learn a lot with me
Maybe, baby, apres ski
You'll be a little winter sport, I thought
I'd like to be a winter sportsman,
Big and brown and butch as I can be,
I'd like to lead a line of lovely ladies
Laughing after me, tee-hee-hee.

Hey hey hip hooray
Wax my skis and bring a sleigh
I want to show the world what I can do
On my feet and on my face
I'd still get up and win the race
I only wish that it were true, boo hoo.
I'd like to be a winter sportsman,
With gold and silver medals on my chest
But every time, for heaven's sake,
I nearly go and break my neck, oh heck.