Black Pudding Bertha Lyrics

(Eee by gum)

We like to rock, believe it or not
The ladies in the south can never do it right
(They can't do it, they just can't do it)
We know a lass (Eee), a really lovely Yorkshire lass (Eee)
When she tries to dance she shimmers like a plate of tripe
(And cow heels, tripe and cow heels)

Big, bold and brassy, that's the way to rock and roll (Ooh, ooh)
Black Pudding Bertha, she's the queen of northern soul, oh oh oh oh

[CHORUS - in northern accent]
By gum (By gum), 'Ere she come ('Ere she come)
Yum yum (Yum yum), Shake your b** (Shake your b**)
Black Pudding Bertha, she's the queen of northern soul
[BRIEF INSTRUMENTAL BREAK]

(Eee by gum)

Ooh she can shake (Eee), like an earthquake (Eee)
And everybody knows she goes like dynamite
(Black pudding, ooh black pudding)
Her greasy lips (Aah), taste a bit like fish 'n' chips (Ohh)
And every time we kiss she whets my appetite
(Black pudding, ooh black pudding)

Big, fat and juicy, what can her attraction be? (Eee, eee)
Looks just like a pudding, that's why she appeals to me, eee-eee-eee

[CHORUS]
(Black pudding, ooh black pudding)
[REPEAT 5 TIMES]