Honey, Will My Fingers Do? Lyrics

The decision's up to you
(The decision's up to you)
I can either use one or two
(I can either use one or two)
But there's no way that I can screw
(There's just no, no way I can screw)
Honey, will my fingers do?
It's like no other night before
(It's like no other night before)
I can either use three or four
(I can either use three or four)
But after that there's just one more
(Oh yeah, there's just one more)
It's called my fist, you dirty little w****
I know it's hard to understand
(I know it's hard to understand)
These new found feelings for my hand
(These feelings in my hand)
Gives more pleasure than any man
(More pleasure than any man)
I can't screw but these fingers can
Honey, will these old fingers do?