I hate tourists
Driving down route 28
I gotta hurry fast or I'll be late
Because i see a girl and she wants a ride
And she'll soon be sitting by my side
But the guy in front from Michigan
Is slowing down to let her in
With her gone I can't shoot my load
So I f****** run him off the road
Because I hate tourists tourists suck
It's only their daughters I wanna f***
There isn't a tourist that I don't hate
So get the hell out of my state
I hate tourists
I went down to my beach at noon
I got pushed away there was no room
Their bodies are covering our ocean land
And their babies are p****** in our sand
The only place where there aren't too many
Is in our local cemetery
I'll tell you now I'll do what I can
And get em all sent to Iran
Because I hate tourists tourists suck
It's only their daughters I wanna f***
There isn't a tourist that I don't hate
So get the hell out of my state
I hate tourists
Driving down route 28
I gotta hurry fast or I'll be late
Because i see a girl and she wants a ride
And she'll soon be sitting by my side
But the guy in front from Michigan
Is slowing down to let her in
With her gone I can't shoot my load
So I f****** run him off the road
Because I hate tourists tourists suck
It's only their daughters I wanna f***
There isn't a tourist that I don't hate
So get the hell out of my state
I hate tourists
I went down to my beach at noon
I got pushed away there was no room
Their bodies are covering our ocean land
And their babies are p****** in our sand
The only place where there aren't too many
Is in our local cemetery
I'll tell you now I'll do what I can
And get em all sent to Iran
Because I hate tourists tourists suck
It's only their daughters I wanna f***
There isn't a tourist that I don't hate
So get the hell out of my state
I hate tourists