The Frantics Lyrics
- Car Noises
- Ed's Perfume
- The Human Race
- Mrs. Sarnicky's Soap
- Heaven Is for Presbyterians
- Butcher's Heart
- Odd Things
- Clean Up Your Room
- Last Will & Temperament
- Going Home Alone
- Yugoslavia
- Reach for the Top
- Canadian Wildlife Dead Animal
- Roman Numerals
- Sidewalk Jerry
- You Were Speeding
- Mrs. Sarnicky's Toilet Paper
- Lonely Guy in a Room
- How to Write a Song
- Outgrossing
- Quennel's Mom
- Fishin' With Live Bait
- I'm Following You
- Todd Booster Mars Blockade
- Don't Talk With Your Pants Full
- How to Make Love to a Hooker
- Tora, Tora, Tora - Okay That's Enough Tora
- The Mistress of Snug, M.B.E.
- Kinky Pants
- Eighteen Bored Nuns
- Itchy Teeth
- Everyone in the Salad
- Statutory Foreplay
- Horses Ogling Senoritas
- Peat: Soil or Ground?
- Captain Crunch Discovers America
- The Pope in Primal Therapy
- Dusty Soup
- A Piece of Pie
- I Shot Bambi's Mother
- Driving Chicks Mad
- A Poem
- Game Show, Game Show
- Bill From Bala
- A Poem
- Architecture Today
- Mrs. G
- Worshippers 'R' Us
- You People Are Fat
- Making Love
- A Poem
- Make Up Dirty Words
- You Scare the **** Out of Me
- Ti Kwan Leep
- Boot to the Head