Whatever happened to the chainsaw juggler?
He was a good friend of mine.
And how did you learn to kiss like that?
Said the man to his German Shepard.
It's not polite to talk when your mouth is full of big b**ble bees.
But it's quite ok to love your mom as long as you don't get her pregnant.
La, la, etc.
There's something wrong with this song.
Cross my heart? Yes!
Stick a finger in my eye? No.
But, WIFE I'm telling the truth.
I slept with your sister, your mom and your dad
and the 2nd best s** was you!
Rub a dub
3 men in a tub.
Need I say more?
And Jack Sprat could eat no fat
so he divorced her.
I know that there's something wrong with this song.
I just don't know what it could be.
Yes, I know that there's something wrong with this song.
I just don't know what it could be.
Whatever happened to the chainsaw juggler?
He was a good friend of mine.
I heard he died, but nobody cried, instead they all chopped off their arms.
Oh well. When in Rome...
Non compos mentis persona non grata in vino veritas ad hoc.
E Plurbis Unum. If To Err is Human, then boy am I glad WE'RE in charge!
A buddhist, a muslim, a nun and a jew were stuck in a hot air balloon.
It suddenly popped and though they prayed as it dropped, it proves that God hates us all!
La, la ....etc. There's something wrong with this song.
And as the wise man stood atop the mountain, naked and disgusting and dirty and naked he shouted down to the angry villagers far below!
He said,
"You may have won the battle, but I'm out of ammunition!
He said,
"Life isn't a bowl of cherries! It's... it's... ok, maybe it IS!"
He said,
"It's not the size that counts, it's the woman that counts the size!"
He said,
"You can't sue yourself for writing an unauthorized autobiography!"
He said,
"If at first you don't succeed... well then maybe you're a g********* loser!"
He said,
"It's not whether you win or lose, it's whether I win or lose!
He said,
"Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater...unless it's floating face-down."
He said,
"If you can't beat 'em, let ME beat 'em!"
He said,
"You can tell a lot about a man by how he strangles you."
And lastly he said,
"Fight for Peace!" "Make love not war!
Unless you love to kill!"
And as they stormed the mountain and kicked him to death he said one more thing, he said,
"Ow, that hurts, stop, ow, d***, s***!
Help! Help!"
And as the Martian sat and waved from the driver's seat window of his hovering Martian s***e ship he offered these parting words of advice,
he said:
"Do yourself a favor! And Stop this g********* SONG!"
But we couldn't
cause we still didn't know...
Whatever happened to the chainsaw juggler?
He was a good friend of mine.
I heard he died, but nobody cried, instead the all chopped off their arms.
Well that sure makes sense, he was loved by his fans, but tell me how did he die?
Nobody knows, they found him alone.
All b***** with his arms by his side.
I know that there's something wrong with this song. I just don't know what it could be. La, la ....etc. There's something wrong with this...song.
He was a good friend of mine.
And how did you learn to kiss like that?
Said the man to his German Shepard.
It's not polite to talk when your mouth is full of big b**ble bees.
But it's quite ok to love your mom as long as you don't get her pregnant.
La, la, etc.
There's something wrong with this song.
Cross my heart? Yes!
Stick a finger in my eye? No.
But, WIFE I'm telling the truth.
I slept with your sister, your mom and your dad
and the 2nd best s** was you!
Rub a dub
3 men in a tub.
Need I say more?
And Jack Sprat could eat no fat
so he divorced her.
I know that there's something wrong with this song.
I just don't know what it could be.
Yes, I know that there's something wrong with this song.
I just don't know what it could be.
Whatever happened to the chainsaw juggler?
He was a good friend of mine.
I heard he died, but nobody cried, instead they all chopped off their arms.
Oh well. When in Rome...
Non compos mentis persona non grata in vino veritas ad hoc.
E Plurbis Unum. If To Err is Human, then boy am I glad WE'RE in charge!
A buddhist, a muslim, a nun and a jew were stuck in a hot air balloon.
It suddenly popped and though they prayed as it dropped, it proves that God hates us all!
La, la ....etc. There's something wrong with this song.
And as the wise man stood atop the mountain, naked and disgusting and dirty and naked he shouted down to the angry villagers far below!
He said,
"You may have won the battle, but I'm out of ammunition!
He said,
"Life isn't a bowl of cherries! It's... it's... ok, maybe it IS!"
He said,
"It's not the size that counts, it's the woman that counts the size!"
He said,
"You can't sue yourself for writing an unauthorized autobiography!"
He said,
"If at first you don't succeed... well then maybe you're a g********* loser!"
He said,
"It's not whether you win or lose, it's whether I win or lose!
He said,
"Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater...unless it's floating face-down."
He said,
"If you can't beat 'em, let ME beat 'em!"
He said,
"You can tell a lot about a man by how he strangles you."
And lastly he said,
"Fight for Peace!" "Make love not war!
Unless you love to kill!"
And as they stormed the mountain and kicked him to death he said one more thing, he said,
"Ow, that hurts, stop, ow, d***, s***!
Help! Help!"
And as the Martian sat and waved from the driver's seat window of his hovering Martian s***e ship he offered these parting words of advice,
he said:
"Do yourself a favor! And Stop this g********* SONG!"
But we couldn't
cause we still didn't know...
Whatever happened to the chainsaw juggler?
He was a good friend of mine.
I heard he died, but nobody cried, instead the all chopped off their arms.
Well that sure makes sense, he was loved by his fans, but tell me how did he die?
Nobody knows, they found him alone.
All b***** with his arms by his side.
I know that there's something wrong with this song. I just don't know what it could be. La, la ....etc. There's something wrong with this...song.