Caroline, you're angry 'cause you sleep like a spinster
and you're twenty-eight.
You've been thinking late
You couldn't catch a cold.
Bend your head double
in the goosedown, piling all the pillows high.
Heave your fiercest sigh
and see if that'll work.
And the raincoat that you wore
when it rained today
And the raincoat that you wore
when it rained today,
I think it only made it rain more.
I think it only made it rain the more.
And if the water's all wickin' up your pantleg,
better wear your britches tight.
I should teach you right
to be so down at heel.
Goin' off half-c***ed, night-shot
full of arrows from the cherubim.
Oh, the nerve of them--
to not draw their bows.
And the raincoat that you wore
when it rained today
And the raincoat that you wore
when it rained today,
I think it only made it rain more.
I think it only made it rain the more...
and you're twenty-eight.
You've been thinking late
You couldn't catch a cold.
Bend your head double
in the goosedown, piling all the pillows high.
Heave your fiercest sigh
and see if that'll work.
And the raincoat that you wore
when it rained today
And the raincoat that you wore
when it rained today,
I think it only made it rain more.
I think it only made it rain the more.
And if the water's all wickin' up your pantleg,
better wear your britches tight.
I should teach you right
to be so down at heel.
Goin' off half-c***ed, night-shot
full of arrows from the cherubim.
Oh, the nerve of them--
to not draw their bows.
And the raincoat that you wore
when it rained today
And the raincoat that you wore
when it rained today,
I think it only made it rain more.
I think it only made it rain the more...