Dr. f***** M.D. (Musical Deviant) Lyrics

Baby iron cross my heart
You know I hope to die
If I ain't off the chart
From your normal average guy
Like some mad nitro meth
Kinda psychopath
I gotta laugh at death's
Meanass deadly wrath
Calling Dr. f*****
Calling Dr. f*****
Rock'n'roll emergency
Calling Dr. f*****
Calling Dr. f*****
Rock'n'roll M.D.

They call me Dr. f*****
You might feel a little pinch
It's a diesel mothertrucker
Solid gold lead pipe cinch
Eyes as green as gooseshit
Squirtin' acid from my tongue
I run with all the whozits
And my mainspring's done been sprung
Calling Dr. f*****
Calling Dr. f*****
Rock'n'roll emergency
Calling Dr. f*****
Calling Dr. f*****
Rock'n'roll M.D.
Nitro-methane brainbats
Got their fangs in my vein
But medicine for acrobats
Alleviates the pain
Got to oversize sparkplugs
And a gover-mental warning
Take two weeks worth of drugs
And call me in the morning

Calling Dr. f*****
Calling Dr. f*****
Rock'n'roll emergency
Calling Dr. f*****
Calling Dr. f*****
Rock'n'roll M.D.