CHORUS:
Dark Lord, sleeping on my sofa
Dark Lord, drinking my beer
Dark Lord, rotten lazy loafer
Hangin' 'round the house in his underwear
He liketo to Crucio our peacocks (They get feather everywhere)
He brought in Pettigrew that rat (That furry rat)
He tortures Muggle-lovers in the dining room
He let Nagini eat the cat (Poor little ?kribble-kins)
CHORUS
He never chips in for the pizza (That guys really cheap)
Never shuts up about that kid (That Potter kid)
He never lets us on the Playstation
He won't put down the toilet lid (**flush sound**)
CHORUS
He's always throwing crazy parties (Just like in his old house)
He invites all his creepy friends (Have you met Greyback?)
Werewolves tearing up the living room
Dementors dancing in the den (Ahh. They're doing the Macarena)
CHORUS x2
Get him off my couch
Get him out of here
Dark Lord, sleeping on my sofa
Dark Lord, drinking my beer
Dark Lord, rotten lazy loafer
Hangin' 'round the house in his underwear
He liketo to Crucio our peacocks (They get feather everywhere)
He brought in Pettigrew that rat (That furry rat)
He tortures Muggle-lovers in the dining room
He let Nagini eat the cat (Poor little ?kribble-kins)
CHORUS
He never chips in for the pizza (That guys really cheap)
Never shuts up about that kid (That Potter kid)
He never lets us on the Playstation
He won't put down the toilet lid (**flush sound**)
CHORUS
He's always throwing crazy parties (Just like in his old house)
He invites all his creepy friends (Have you met Greyback?)
Werewolves tearing up the living room
Dementors dancing in the den (Ahh. They're doing the Macarena)
CHORUS x2
Get him off my couch
Get him out of here