Where My a** Is Lyrics

Said, 'I'm homesick"
Oh, but I don't miss my home.
Like a boy in a bubble, I can see you but I can't hold on.
Said, "I'm tired,"
Oh, but I don't miss my bed.
I could lay there forever, but I'd rather be right here instead.
And time, sweet time passes.
Like wine, sour wine in glasses.
But I'm fine right where my a** is.

Said, "I'm seasick,"
Oh, but I ain't on no boat.
I'm just bobbin' in that water tanning while my body floats.
Said, "I'm grounded,"
Yea somewhere in the trees.
I'm just coasting with my swatter swatting all them b**ble bees.
And time, sweet time passes.
Like wine, sour wine in glasses.
But I'm fine right where my a** is.

Everybody don't you wanna be fine,
everybody, don't you wanna be.
Everybody don't you wanna be fine.
'Cause I'm fine.