Mean Ol' Gilda struts in the park
Steals from apple carts trying to save some bits
Scares Granny Smith with her tail
Makes Fluttershy Run, cry, and flail
Hates lame ponies and flip-flops for real
Such a mean old gryphon
Such a mean old gryphon
Her old friend Dash clears clouds up top
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Gilda waits around in the park
Pinkie sees her humor is dark
Gilda shouts an obscene remark
Such a dirty old gryphon
Such a dirty old gryphon
Well you should see Everfree mare
She's so wild-looking but she talks like a ham
Well you should see her in town dressed in her Everfree mask
Yes you should see Everfree mare.
Yeah yeah yeah
Get a dose of her in brown-hood and stripes
She's poison-joker when she's dressed to fright
She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the Ville"
Yes you could say she was very oddly built.
Yeah yeah yeah.
She came across the schoolhouse doorstep
With her friend Silver Spoon
But now she looks at her flank and wonders
"Did I get, my cuite mark to soon?"
Didn't anypony tell her?
Didn't anypony see?
Sunday's trotting down Monday,
Tuesday's trotting up to me
She said she might become dancer
Or work a restaurant serving hay.
And now it seems she knows the answer
Well she knew but she could not say.
So then she 'came the jewler's student
And spent her time there on the job
And now her mark has given her the answer
Well, she knew that it was here to stay
Didn't anypony tell her?
Didn't anypony see?
Sunday's trotting down to Monday,
Tuesday's trotting up to me
Oh yeah.
Steals from apple carts trying to save some bits
Scares Granny Smith with her tail
Makes Fluttershy Run, cry, and flail
Hates lame ponies and flip-flops for real
Such a mean old gryphon
Such a mean old gryphon
Her old friend Dash clears clouds up top
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Gilda waits around in the park
Pinkie sees her humor is dark
Gilda shouts an obscene remark
Such a dirty old gryphon
Such a dirty old gryphon
Well you should see Everfree mare
She's so wild-looking but she talks like a ham
Well you should see her in town dressed in her Everfree mask
Yes you should see Everfree mare.
Yeah yeah yeah
Get a dose of her in brown-hood and stripes
She's poison-joker when she's dressed to fright
She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the Ville"
Yes you could say she was very oddly built.
Yeah yeah yeah.
She came across the schoolhouse doorstep
With her friend Silver Spoon
But now she looks at her flank and wonders
"Did I get, my cuite mark to soon?"
Didn't anypony tell her?
Didn't anypony see?
Sunday's trotting down Monday,
Tuesday's trotting up to me
She said she might become dancer
Or work a restaurant serving hay.
And now it seems she knows the answer
Well she knew but she could not say.
So then she 'came the jewler's student
And spent her time there on the job
And now her mark has given her the answer
Well, she knew that it was here to stay
Didn't anypony tell her?
Didn't anypony see?
Sunday's trotting down to Monday,
Tuesday's trotting up to me
Oh yeah.