d*** That's a Nice Beard Lyrics

He walks into town
With his head held high
And people gaze in awe as he walks by
He doesn't have much money
Doesn't need any friends
'Cause what he has on his face
Makes him a king among men
And whereever he goes
Everyone knows he's the man, the man, the man
And whereever he is
Everyone says d***, d***, d***
That's a nice beard

He spends all of his days
Laughing and stroking his face
He's in a state of constant bliss
Because his beard is so great
He doesn't pay taxes
He doesn't give way
All he does is have a beard
And that's okay
And when he's around everyone in the crowd shakes his hand, his hand, his hand
And when he is near everyone cheers d***, d***, d***
That's a nice beard
d*** that's a nice beard
It flows from his face and it sways in the breeze
Majestic and proud as a ship on the seas
And they all agree that d***
That's a nice beard

He looks at the world
And smiles to himself
His beard has brought him more joy than love or success or wealth
He's not worried about dying
'Cause he knows this for sure
That the legend of his beard will live forevermore
That's a nice beard
d***, that's a nice beard
It hangs down so low that it covers his feet
He's applauded whenever he trips in the street
And the people he meets all say d***
That's a nice beard

d***
Aw, d***
Oh
Oh, yeah
Oh, d***
d***, d***, d***
d***, that's a nice beard

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