Stalker Girl Lyrics

When I joined a band I thought my life was pretty cool
Wed stay in hotels with room service and pools
Sign body parts for fans
Check into rehab and smash up the van
But looking back I should have stayed in school.
Life out on the road can be dangerous you see
To rock stock food and smelly roadies
Are not nearly as scary
As that girl whos at every show
Mouthing the words from the front row
The stalker girl is scaring the hell out of me
Shes my creepy stalker girl
Im the centre of her wacked out crazy and delusional world
She follows me every everywhere
Shes even got a bag with some bits of my hair
Just go away you creepy stalker girl
She says I touch her in a very special way
But Id never go near her now without my pepper spray
And the voices in her head
Said break into my house and sleep in my bed
And they also said that shaving the cat was okay
Shes my creepy stalker girl
Im the centre of her wacked out crazy and delusional world
She follows me every everywhere
Shes even got a bag with some bits of my hair
Just go away you creepy stalker girl
Ive a***ysed your handwriting and Ive got some bad news
Youre manic obsessive with abandonment issues
And you think that all our songs
Are about you and youre usually wrong
Except for now this song is so about you
You creepy stalker girl, you creepy stalker girl, you creepy stalker girl